Xur's Tower Treasure Troop: September 2025 Exotic Haul
Discover Xur’s cosmic deals in Destiny 2 with exclusive exotics, powerful armor, and essential upgrades—fuel your gameplay this weekend!
Ah, another Friday in the Tower! That familiar chill in the air means only one thing – our tentacle-faced pal Xur is back with his cosmic garage sale. I’ve gotta say, since he ditched his planetary nomad lifestyle and set up permanent shop in the Bazaar last year, my weekend ritual’s gotten way more efficient. No more playing interstellar hide-and-seek across Mercury’s sundials! With Bungie’s Ash & Iron update looming next week and December’s Renegades expansion teased in livestreams, this haul feels like pre-game fuel. Let’s crack open this loot piñata together, shall we?
Finding Our Cosmic Salesman
Straight talk: Xur’s new digs couldn’t be easier to find. Just zip to either Tower fast travel point, amble toward the Bazaar (you know, where Ikora’s pondering the universe and Hawthorne’s judging your life choices), and eye that ramen spot. Hang a right before the noodle steam hits your visor – he’s lurking in that alley like a discount Thanos. Honestly, it’s almost too convenient now; I kinda miss tracking him through Europa blizzards.
What’s New in Xur’s Bag of Tricks
Post-Edge of Fate, our boy’s stepped up his game. Forget those tired legendary armor sets – nowadays he’s slinging two exotics per class weekly. Plus, Year 7 dropped this sweet progression system letting you rank up for focusing engrams. Smart move, Bungie! His inventory’s not just guns ‘n gear either – peep these goodies:
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Catalysts for Fourth Horseman & Lord of Wolves
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Exotic Cipher or Philosophy mods (Essentialism/Stoicism/Solipsism)
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Ascendant Alloy & Enhancement Cores
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Favor of the Nine consumable
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Strange Gift (1 Coin mystery item – always a gamble!)
Exotic Armor Breakdown
Heavy hitters this week! Check these god-roll stat spreads:
Warlocks
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Stat distribution:
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💥 Grenade: +29
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👊 Melee: +13
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🔥 Super: +20
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Stat distribution:
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❤️🔥 Health: +19
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👊 Melee: +30
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🌀 Class: +11
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Hunters
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Stat distribution:
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💣 Grenade: +30
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🔥 Super: +19
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🌀 Class: +11
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Stat distribution:
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❤️🔥 Health: +11
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💣 Grenade: +30
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🔥 Super: +19
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Titans
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Stat distribution:
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💣 Grenade: +30
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🔥 Super: +20
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🌀 Class: +12
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Stat distribution:
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❤️🔥 Health: +11
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👊 Melee: +20
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🔥 Super: +29
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Exotic Weapons Showcase
September’s arsenal’s got personality! These beauties cost Exotic Ciphers:
- Hawkmoon Hand Cannon
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Perks:
▶️ Paracausal Shot (stacking damage on final round)
▶️ Fluted Barrel handling boost
▶️ Alloy Magazine speed reload
Verdict: Still crispy after all these years!
- Cerberus+1 Auto Rifle
Perks:
▶️ Four-Headed Dog (multi-barrel chaos)
▶️ Spread Shot Package (tightens aim)
Verdict: Perfect for when you wanna shout “EAT LEAD!” literally.
- Fighting Lion Grenade Launcher
Perks:
▶️ Delayed Gratification (bouncy nades)
▶️ Thin The Herd (shield-shredding chain reactions)
Verdict: Adorable roar, terrifying bite.
- Queenbreaker Linear Fusion Rifle
Perks:
▶️ Wire Rifle (scope-swapping champion stunner)
▶️ Hip-Fire Grip accuracy
Verdict: Makes you feel like a proper space pirate.
Legendary Weapons & Engrams
All legendaries cost 17 Strange Coins – solid rotation for Ritual weapon chasing:
| Weapon Type | Names |
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| Kinetic Shotgun | Perfect Paradox, Deadlock |
| Kinetic Sidearm | Breachlight Prophecy |
| Energy Grenade Launcher | Forbearance |
| Energy Hand Cannon | Targeted Redaction |
| Adept Energy Sidearm | Forgiveness |
| Heavy Linear Fusion | Reed's Regret |
| Heavy Grenade Launcher | Canis Major |
| Heavy Rocket Launcher | Hoosegow |
| Heavy Sword | Crown-Splitter/Quickfang/etc. |
Grab Strange Weapon Engrams for 7 Coins if you're feeling lucky!
Don’t Forget Xenology!
His weekly quest’s still rocking: complete Portal activities with B-rank or higher. Pro tip: squad up with clanmates or tackle longer missions for juicy bonus progress. Pays out with Exotic Ciphers – basically free exotic shopping!
So… what’re you waiting for? This inventory’s hotter than a Cabal flamethrower in a Mercury summer. Grab those Ciphers, spend your Strange Coins, and gear up before Xur ghosts us on Tuesday reset. Trust me, that Peregrine Greaves? Chef’s kiss for Sentinel dives. See you at the Ramen shop after!